Description
Meet Major Mash — the only tactical potato brave enough to lead missions… while doing absolutely nothing. Expert in strategic lounging, high-level peeling, and giving orders nobody asked for. He’s 100% starch, 0% accountability, and somehow still outranks you.
Stick him on your gear if you like being reminded that even a root vegetable can have a bigger rank than you—and look way cooler doing it.
- 3 inch patch
- Includes hook fastener backing.
- Great for hats, bags and jackets with loop fastener panels.
- Imported PVC
